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PostSubject: Funny stories?   Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:57 pm

I thought we should have a topic for funny things we've done. Smile. I'll start.
Once it had been really cold for about a week and the rain water that had built up on our pool cover for the past few months froze solid. My sister and I put our dogs on the cover and let them slide around. They loved it but we got in BIG trouble. xD

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:44 am

Haha, that is funny!! xD I have sooooo many of these stories to share. I've got to think of one......

Haha, okay. got one! Wink

My cousin (Chibi*Chick) and I were playing on our iPods instead of playing a board game with my sister. My sister got bored, and started squeezing her water bottle into a random cup of ice cream. Then, the water bottle exploded, getting all three of us wet, and the board game wet. So Chibi and I were pretty angry, because we had to clean up the kitchen!!! Smile LOL! Then I had to explain to my mother why her kitchen was covered in watered down ice cream! Razz The funniest part was when the whole thing exploded. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:40 pm

Rachelisajedi, lol that sounds like something my brother and I would do.

Jedi~Chick, LOL! That is hilarious!!!!!

Once we were at a restraunt and my dad got up to go to the bathroom, and on his way back he was staring at the tv and he accidentally sat in another booth instead of ours. The woman sitting there was really freaked out!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:22 am

Well, this is an old family story, but I thought it was funny. Years ago my great grandmother and one of her family members were on an airplane. Then all the sudden the airplane was hyjacked and held for ransom. (This story is actually pretty funny if you knew my great grandmother) Anyway there was some crazy guy that, I think she said was drunk, that was jumping up and screaming that they needed to have a revolution and take back the plane. Razz He was crazy. My great grandma was like, "You better get him to be quite before we all get killed." It was pretty crazy. Luckily the ransom was payed on the plane and everyone, crazy guy included, landed safely. Wink

There's also a funny story involving my mom's purse. My uncle though it was a bread basket (it was sitting on the table at a restraunt) and kept trying to get someone to pass him the "bread." Then they were like that's her purse!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:23 pm

LOL Leia that's funny! It must have been pretty scary for them to be on the plane though.

I have a few more stories.

This is one my mom told me about my grandma. My great-grandma was always trying to get my grandma to wear a head scarf when she was little, and my grandma would "lose" it on purpose because she hated it. My great-grandma would ask where it was and my grandma would be like "Oh, Yarn, I must have lost my head scarf." My mom and I crack up every time someone mentions it!

Here's another story. My mom, brother, and I were leaving the orthodontist one day when we saw this huge hummer and the license plate said "Nana" on it. We thought that was pretty funny. Then, about a week later at Walmart (which is right across from our orthodontist) we saw a truck that had a license plate that said "Nana's Tahoe". About a month after that, we were in New Mexico visiting my grandparents who live there, and we saw a car with a license plate that said "Nana's Buick". We started cracking up and yelling "It's Nana!" and my grandparents were really confused. So now we have this huge family joke about Nana.

Ok, one more. My mom and grandma were babysitting my older cousin one time when he was a little kid. He started crying and wouldn't go to bed. He kept saying that he wanted his Santa Claus. My mom and grandma couldn't find out what he was talking about. My grandma kept picking up random things and saying "Is this it? Is this your Santa Claus?" They finally found out that he was talking about oatmeal because he thought the Quaker oat man looked like Santa. lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:15 pm

LOL!!!!!! lol! Satine that's SO funny!!!!!!! Very Happy

Leia, that's really funny!!!! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:49 pm

Yesterday I was fishing and I heard a pecking noise my grandpa got new chickens because years ago something killed them. Anyway I turn around and one of the chickens was on the hood of his jeep pecking the windsheild! Laughing I guess it saw its reflection and thought it was another chicken. Also when I was cleaning the fish minding my own buisness one of the chickens came up behind me and pecked my pants leg it scared me! Lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:48 pm

LOL!!! Very Happy I Love Chickens!!!! Very Happy They are so funny. Yesterday, my chicken Rue flew from her cage and was running and flying all around the garage. I couldn't catch her!! Razz Finally I did and she almost bit me. It was really funny though, because I was all out of breath, and she was just fine. Razz

I love that story Rex'sGirl! My sister's Chicken Daisy does that, pecks herself in the mirror. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:53 pm

Lol! My cousins, little sister, and I had to chase a chicken around my granparents yard because it flew out of the coop! Lol! We were chasing it and falling trying to grab it! Lol! Chickens are so entertaining!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:49 pm

Today, we went to Petco to buy crickets for our gecko Stripes, and we decided to bring our dog Zeus with us. As soon as we walked in he started sniffing everything and trying to dash around everywhere. Then he lifted his leg and peed right there on the floor. Nobody noticed and my brother and I started freaking out, and we ran outside. His feet were getting too hot on the pavement, though, so we had to take him back inside. Then when we were just about to leave, he did it AGAIN. My mom and I took him to the car while my brother payed for the crickets. I was so embarrassed, even though I don't think anyone even noticed.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:04 pm

LOL!!!!!! OMG that is HILARIOUS Satine!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
My dog would so do the same thing. XDDDD

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:32 pm

LOL I was so embarrassed, though! I was like "LET'S GET THE DOG OUTSIDE BEFORE SOMEONE NOTICES!" Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:37 am

Mmmmh, I have a lot of funny stories.... the thing is, I need to remember one..........

oooh ok i got one!!! Very Happy

Ok, this was several months ago at my youth group; it was going to be our new youth pastor's birthday, so I decided to surprise him with some cupcakes, and to do this I send him a message asking him some different things so i could figure out what kind of cupcakes to make. Anyways, one of the questions I asked was "If you could have any pet in the world, what would it be?" and he answered "a unicorn." Sooo, I told my small group about it, and we decided that we had to draw him a unicorn for a birthday card. So my friend (the one who's an epic artist and drew the picture used for my avatar) drew this epic unicorn. Sooooo, when we went to youth group that night, she found those name tags that say "Hello, my name is..." and she wrote on it so it read "Hello, my name is, Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die." So after youth group, we gave him the card, and he really liked it. Then, one of the other youth leaders came and said, "That's awesome." and my youth pastor replies, "I know, isn't this the bomb unicorn? Inigo Montoya drew it!!!!!" and my friend and I laughed hysterically for like, five minutes straight!!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:47 am

*gasps* Is Ani your youth pastor? XD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:49 am

LOL no, but every time i think of that story i also think of Ani! XD

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:58 am

LOL!!!!! That's hilarious Blue!!!!!!!! XDDDDDD


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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:03 pm

It was TOTALLY hilarious!! XDDD

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:03 pm

Today I was in the car with my mom, and the song "Last Friday Night" came on the radio. It has this part where it goes "T.G.I.F" and I asked my mom what that meant because I had no idea and she told me what it meant (Thank goodness it's Friday). Then she said, "You know, like T.G.I Friday's." And I just sat there going "Ohhhhhhhhh" Surprised over and over again Then I said "The whole world makes sense now." XD It felt like a light bulb had just turned on XDD Mom got a kick out of that.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:08 pm

LOL Satine!!!

A few days ago, after we had watched Tangled, my three-year-old sister walked up to the cupboard, grabbed a frying pan and said in her best Flynn Rider voice: "Mama, I have got to get me one of these!!" She has seen that movie waaay to many times... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:10 pm

LOLOLOL Satine!!!!!!!! Very Happy

SWA, that's adorable!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:48 am

This didn't happen to me but it's still funny.

I talked to my friend the other day and I asked her how school went. She said that everything was great except for Spanish class. Two kids in that class showed her a packaging peanut (those puffy little white things) and told her that it was a white cheddar Cheeto. For some crazy reason, she believed them and put it in her mouth!!!! She said that she figured out it wasn't really a Cheeto because it didn't crunch in her mouth.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:20 am

Haha!!!!! CBC that's so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDD

SWA, AWWWW!!!!!!!! My best friend's little brother can do Flynn's 'smoulder'. XDDD it's SO funny. he's only 4. XD

Satine: LOL!!!!! That's so funny!!!!!!!!!! XD

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:55 am

CBC I love white cheddar cheetos!!! 8DDD they're all natural! 8D

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:36 am

LOL SWA and CBC!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:35 pm

A very recent funny thing that has been happening is every night for the past few days when my mon and I take our puppy out, we see a toad sitting in the same spot. It rarly moves. It just sits their breathing. It leaves by day and comes by night. Razz
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