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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:05 pm

This is kinda like, Kales' just a prank.
I once hid in the shower for like, 5 min, waiting of my bro to come in. Once he turned on the light, I jumped out. ANDHEFLIPPED. He yelled and then just froze. It was sooooo funny!!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:36 pm

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This is kinda like, Kales' just a prank.
I once hid in the shower for like, 5 min, waiting of my bro to come in. Once he turned on the light, I jumped out. ANDHEFLIPPED. He yelled and then just froze. It was sooooo funny!!

I seriously lol'd. xDDD I can totally see that in my head and how freaked out Bruce would be. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:42 pm

Wait- is that the one you.... was that the one I saw, or what? XDD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:23 pm

I can't believe I haven't told the Latin story here yet!!! OMW it is the greatest story ever! XD

So, every year our school goes to these Scholastic meets where we can take different tests and qualify for state. Usually it's mostly kids from academic team who end up going, so my academic team coach is in charge of it. She tells everyone what tests that we're going to take and makes us study and stuff like that. It was about two weeks before the first meet, and she asks me if I want to take the Latin test. I told her that I don't know Latin, and she says "Oh, that's ok, just study some well-known Latin phrases and mythology and you'll be fine!" So I agreed and started studying, figuring it would be multiple choice anyways and if I didn't know something I could at least make an intelligent guess. I studied for those two weeks, and then on the day of the Scholastic meet I go to take the Latin test, and the instructor hands me the test and guess what it says? "Translate this sentence of Latin into English" Razz I nearly died XD I just guessed on every single one, and I had no idea what any of it meant XD It was awful! I would have just gotten up and left except I didn't know exactly how to go about doing that. So I finished the test, and I go to turn it in, and the lady says, "You need to write the name of your Latin teacher on here." And I'm like "Uh . . . I'm not actually in Latin. My academic team coach just told me to take this test." And then she looks down at my paper and reads some of my ridiculous answers and she gets this sort of disgusted/confused look and then goes "Oh." And I was like "Yeah, I'm just going to leave now." And I walk out all embarrassed Razz Then I just died laughing XD Because come on, no matter how embarrassed I was, that was pretty funny XD And just to clear up any questions, because I know y'all are totally wondering, I did not get first place. It turns out they couldn't even grade my test because you have to be in Latin class to take the test, and we don't even have Latin at my school Razz Gee, thanks academic team coach XD But you totally know I would have won XDD

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:24 pm

XD do you still have the paper? I want to see it XD

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:27 pm

They didn't give me back the paper. I wish they had, though XD I like to imagine that the teacher kept it to show all her Latin students and they all laugh over it whenever they need cheering up XD

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:29 pm

BAHAHAHAAA xDDDDDDDDDDD #LARE

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:39 am

I adore that story!!! XD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon May 20, 2013 2:57 pm

Do any of y'all have any funny comebacks you use?

The other day, this girl in my history class stepped on my backpack, so I was giving her a hard time, and she said "Stop being so angry!" and I said "That's my secret. I'm always angry." XDD

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon May 20, 2013 3:09 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon May 20, 2013 3:51 pm

I generally try to turn everything into a pun! Very Happy But a non-pun "comeback" that I use frequently is when people ask me why I do things (like "why are you wearing those giant sunglasses?" or when i ate vanilla pudding out of a mayonnaise jar, "why???") I just say "Why not? Very Happy "

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon May 20, 2013 3:57 pm

Aww, I love that Blue! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon May 20, 2013 3:59 pm

I make everything into a pun too!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon May 20, 2013 6:03 pm

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I make everything into a pun too!

It's so fun, especially when you do it to someone who particularly expects you to and yet they still groan XD

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon May 20, 2013 7:36 pm

Oh my gosh!!! That happens all the time!!! My puns are infamous among my friends. They told me that whenever they make a pun, they call it an "Allison Joke" (Oops, said my real first name. Oh well, it's kinda obvious what my real first name is anyway based on my nickname/username). Also, while I was at my B-Day dinner today, my friends told me that I could make as many puns as I wanted to, but after the third pun, they were all groaning.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon May 20, 2013 8:15 pm

YESSS! They've become pretty known to me as well (I get it from my dad Wink ) But no one knows it more than my guy friend from chemistry class. I don't really know how it got started, but our friendship is pretty much synonymous with puns! He's even attempted to give me a few (cuz usually it's me who drowns him in them XD) Every time he does a pun I'm like "EMBRACE THE PUNS! EMBRACE THEM! 8D"

One time, there was a lamp that someone put in class and no one knew who put it there. My friend was like "what's up with the lamp?" and I'm like "I dunno, but it was a bright idea!" XD

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon May 20, 2013 8:32 pm

I get my puns from my dad too!!! And I have a friend in my Journalism class who I drown in puns too!!! We're so much alike!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon May 20, 2013 8:34 pm

MAYBE WE'RE CONNECTED. OH WAIT OF COURSE WE ARE.

The most hilarious story actually was one time where I said as my facebook status "If I eat Rice Crispies, does that make me a cereal killer?" and my friend from chem was all like "oh my gosh, the puns." and then my dad commented with more puns, and soon we started going back and forth on this long chain of nose puns (puns about noses) and eventually my chem friend was like "....I take it you're her dad?" XDDDDD I nearly died laughing.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon May 20, 2013 8:40 pm

I tell that cereal killer joke all the time!!! Also, whenever we're steaming broccoli for dinner and we get the butter out, I always say, "Well, I guess I butter get it out!" My mom and sister always groan and tell me to stop saying that joke, but I don't listen.

Trust me, if you spent 5 minutes with my dad, you would know without a shadow of a doubt that I was his daughter.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon May 20, 2013 8:44 pm

LOL!! Very Happy I looked up a long list of chemistry related puns and dumped them on my friend. And the other day, I posted a bunch of pun pictures on his wall. He's got a high tolerance level for me, so I'm not dead yet XDDD

Yeah my dad makes cheesy puns all the time, I'm sometimes the only one who even understands the pun let alone laugh at it XD My mom's usually like "...?" and my brother's like "-____-"

(Ironically, my friend from chem has the same first name as my brother. It's getting confusing when I tell stories to my family and friends who know about my chem friend XD)

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon May 20, 2013 8:57 pm

Same here. I am sometime the only person who instantly gets his jokes. Everyone else takes a little while before they get it. Actually, my dad and I actually compete to see wo gets their pun out the fastest. It makes me a but mad sometimes when I have a pun on the tip of my tongue, but my dad says it first or has a more clever/witty pun than I do. But I have my days when I roll out several clever puns in a row.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon May 20, 2013 9:04 pm

Yeah! It's so fun Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Mon May 20, 2013 10:43 pm

guys....I'm so bad at puns...lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:08 pm

So the other day I was telling my mom about this channel that I see commercials for all the time and it always has the weirdest shows. Usually they're like murder mysteries or something, but really weird or cheesy sounding, like "I thought I knew my husband" and stuff like that Razz So my mom and I decided to read the descriptions for all the movies on there, and we had a great time, but the last one was the best! It was a movie called Bitter Blood, and the description was "A southern belle and her trigger-happy cousin plot revenge against her ex-husband, a dentist". XDDD

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stories?   Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:11 pm

Haha! That sounds like a very strange show...
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