Ok, prepare yourself for craziness! I had something like this before, where Anakin and Padme did something crazy. I then realized that it was PADME's apartment, not ANAKIN's. Lol! So I fit that into the story. I plan on making a lot of funny little scenes with this. As in crazy funny. So if you are a 'cannon or nothing' type of person, or doesn't want to see crazy Anakin, don't read this! Lol!

Chapter One: Obi-Wan’s visit

Anakin and Padme are in their living room.
Anakin: Hahaha, say that again Padme!
Padme: Ani-fanny-banny-canny-danny-fanny-ani!!
Anakin: Hahaha!
Padme: Hahaha!
Anakin: Haha…!
*doorbell rings*
Anakin: Heh…heh…Padme, wanna go get that?
Padme: Are you serious??? They’ll know I live here!
Anakin: Oh yeah, I forgot! We have to keep it a secret! Here, quick, hide!
Padme: Where??
Anakin: Uh…under the couch.
*doorbell rings again*
Padme: Um, Anakin. I wouldn’t fit under there, even without this belly!
Anakin: Uh, oh yeah. Well, how about…in the closet?
Padme: It’s scary in there!!
Anakin: Ok, ok…uh…
*doorbell rings for a third time*
Anakin: Uh…
Obi-Wan: Oh come on, open up…!
Anakin: Uh…here! Quick!
*Anakin shoves Padme into their room and under the bed, then runs to answer the door*
Obi-Wan: Anakin?
Anakin: Well hey, Master! Just chilling out at my apartment! You know how you like to chill out at your apartment? Everyone likes to just…chill out at their apartment.
Obi-Wan: Uh-huh…but what are you doing at Padme’s apartment?
Anakin: Uh…chillin’ out.
Obi-Wan: Uh-huh. But why are you ‘chillin’ out’ here instead of at the Jedi temple?
Anakin: Uh…because I like Padme’s apartment better than the Jedi temple. For chilling out, anyway.
Obi-Wan: Uh-huh…well. Aha. I see. Can I come in?
Anakin: Uh, sure! Sure!
*Anakin shows Obi-Wan inside*
Padme: Achoo!!
Obi-Wan: What was that??
Anakin: It sounded like a sneeze to me.
Obi-Wan: Oh, yes, you’re right. It did, didn’t it.
Anakin: I wonder why she’d be sneezing? We vacuum regularly…
Obi-Wan: Who?
Anakin: Nothing, nothing master!
Obi-Wan: Anakin, where’s Padme?
Anakin: Uh…un…uh, somewhere.
Obi-Wan: Do you know where she is?
Anakin: Uh…yes.
Obi-Wan: Can you tell me where she is? I need to speak to her.
Anakin: I could take her the message.
Obi-Wan: So…she’s not here?
Anakin: I, uh…I didn’t say that.
Obi-Wan: I know, you didn’t say much of anything.
Anakin: Uh…here, why don’t you look out front for her?
*Anakin herds Obi-Wan to the front door and opens it. Obi-Wan shuts it in disgust, getting close to Anakin and whispering angrily:*
Obi-Wan: Anakin, I’m tired of playing this game. I really, really must speak to Padme Amidala.
Anakin: Well, in that case, she really isn’t here. And she doesn’t even really live here, so I suggest that you-
*Padme comes into the room, covered in dust*
Padme: Ani, I thought he’d never leave! I-
*Obi-Wan stares at Padme, shocked*
Obi-Wan: Anakin, why didn’t you tell me-
Anakin: Please, master, let’s just take a moment and be very reasonable about all of this-!!
Obi-Wan: Padme, if you had only told me your vacuum was not functioning, I would have been glad to lend you mine. In fact, that’s the reason I wanted to see you. See, I’m selling vacuum cleaners, and I thought you might be interested…
Anakin: Uh…not today. Not today, thank you.
Padme: Yeah, yeah, not today.
Obi-Wan: Okay, just thought I would ask.
Anakin: Heh heh, thanks again!
Padme: Yeah, thanks!
Obi-Wan: Bye-bye now.
Anakin and Padme: Bye-bye!!
*Obi-Wan leaves the apartment and shuts the door behind him*
Anakin: That was weird.
Obi-Wan: That was weird.

And so is this, but it's crazy-fun to write. Crazy and fun, that is.

LOL!!!!! That was cute! I love it!

haha! I love it! I cant wait for more!

I've seen something like this where Padme and Anakin were watching ANH. This time, they're watching Tangled.

Chapter Two: Movie Night

Anakin and Padme settle down on the love seat, each holding a can of soda, with a big bowl of popcorn between them. Anakin turns on the movie and Padme giggles, snuggling into the couch in her excitement. She gets stuck between the back of the couch and the cushions and Anakin helps her out. The credits roll...

Padme: Oooh, Ani, this is Tangled isn't it???
Anakin: Yep. Shh! It's starting.
Movie: This is the story of how I died.
Padme: No, no! Ani, we can't watch this!!

Anakin pauses is. Padme jumps up, nearly spilling the popcorn. Anakin grabs it and settles it as Padme stands in front of the TV, arms outspread.

Anakin: What is it, Padme?
Padme: This us a bad, bad movie. It's all about how he dies! See, the poster says 'Wanted, Fkynn Rider, dead or alive'???
Anakin: Let's give it a chance, okay?

Padme pouts but sits back down beside Anakin.

Movie: Listen, it's a really fun story. And it's not even about me.
Padme: What?? He just LIED!!
Movie: It's about a girl.
Padme: Hmm...Anakin, can we trust him? He just lied? How can we trust him??
Anakin: Why don't we watch it a little more so we can see if we can trust him.
Padme: Okay.

Movie: There was a magical golden flower...
Padme: Ani, I want one of those! Pretty please??
Anakin: Well, I dunno Padme...
Padme: You never gave me anything!
Anakin: I gave you the Japor snippet, remember??
Padme: I mean for our anniversary. We've been married three years now, Ani!
Anakin: Oh, yeah...well...maybe. I'm not sure of the availability of golden flowers...
Padme: You could check eBay.
Anakin: yeah, I could check eBay.
Padme: Or Amazon.
Anakin: Honey, Amazon sells books.
Padme: And other stuff too!
Anakin: But no magical golden flowers.
Padme: No magical golden flowers?
Anakin: Not likely, hon.
Padme: Oh.
Movie: That's Rapunzel.
Padme: What????? What happened? I don't get it!
Anakin: I think we missed something.
Padme: Aw, she's so cute! Kinda like our baby will be!
Anakin: You mean if we ever have a baby?
Padme: No.
Anakin: Well then...what do you mean??
Padme: Oh, didn't I tell you?? We're gonna have a baby! Haha, I had to keep it a secret from everyone for so long I even forgot to tell you! Haha!
Anakin: Oh...wow...well, this is a happy moment. The happiest moment in my-
Padme: AAAAHH!!!
Anakin: What?? What?!?!
Padme: Look, that evil lady just stole the baby! AHHHH!!
Anakin: Uh...oh. Wow.
Padme: You missed it, didn't you?
Anakin: I was focusing on more important matter, like our-
Padme: Baby!! Where's the baby?? All I see is a little girl...oh, that's the baby all grown up, isn't it??
Anakin: I think so. Though I'd hardly say she's all grown up.
Padme: Oh, isn't that a cute little song?? "What once was mine! What once was miiiine!!!"
Anakin: Uh...that's kinda creeping me out, actually. See, the hair glows. The hair...glows. Why does it glow??????!!??
Padme: Oh, look, stars!!
Anakin: Those aren't stars. They're lanterns.
Padme: Oh. Hey, look, now she's all grown up! Haha! Pascal sure is cute!
Anakin: So what happened, basically?
Padme: I don't know. Uh, Ani, I gotta go to the bathroom.
Anakin: Why didn't you go before we started the movie?
Padme: I did.
Anakin: Go on, Padme.
Padme: You can keep watching! Be right back!

Padme runs out of the room.

Anakin: I'm completely confused here. What's going on??
Movie: And by then, it's like 7:15!!
Anakin: A musical...aha...
Padme: (from bathroom) Watch Pascal! He's super-cute there!!
Anakin: You saw this before??

Padme comes back and sits by Anakin.

Padme: Just the musical parts on Youtube.
Anakin: Oh. So, maybe you know what's going on here??
Padme: No. But the songs sure are catchy, aren't they? "And then I BURSH AND BRUSH AND BRUSH...!!
Movie: And then I brush, and brush and brush and brush-
Padme: MY HAIRRR!!!

Anakin stares at her.

Padme: Hee-hee. Love that part!
Anakin: You never cease to amaze me, Padme.
Padme: I took opera in seventh grade.
Anakin: Ah.

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More to come!

HA HA HA HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too cute!!! PJS, I usually never like FanFics but this was sooooo cute!! I like your writing style too. Great job!! Can't wait to read more.

I loved it!!!!!

Here's some more about movie night!

Anakin and Padme are still settled on the couch as Tangled plays.

Movie: I could get used to this view...that's it, I'm used to it. Guys, I want a Castle.
Padme: Ani...
Anakin: Padme, no.
Padme: Wah.
Movie: This is a big day!!
Padme: Ani, remember when you asked me to marry yoooou??
Anakin: Of course.
Padme: Remember this??
*holds up Japor Snippet*
Anakin: Of course. I gave it to you when I was nine.
Padme: You were such a sweet little kid.
Anakin: Aren't I sweet now??
Padme: Well yes....ooooh, you know what would be super-sweet??
Anakin: What?
Padme: A triple-chocolate mocha latte with extra whipped cream!!
Anakin: Wouldn't that be bad for the baby?
Padme: The baby loves it! Come on Ani, please! Pretty please??!?
Anakin: Sigh...

*one hour and a latte-run later*
Anakin is sitting on the couch alone. Padme is bouncing around on an exercise ball.
Anakin: I have a bad feeling about this...
Padme: Arentcha gonna play the movie, Ani?? Huh, huh, arentcha, arentcha???!!?
Anakin: Sure.
Movie: "Mother knows best! Take it from your mother!"
Padme: We need to show this to out baby when he or she grows up! It's true! Listen to your mother!
Anakin: I think it's a joke, sweetie. See, because Mother Gothel doesn't actually care about Rapunzel. See, it's a mocu-song. Kinda like a mocumentary?
Padme: Oh. Bummer.
Movie: Alone at last. *wham!*
Padme: Ohh! Ohh! Violence! Ani, Ani, turn it off it's VIOLENT!!
Anakin: It's okay, hon. She thought he was really dangerous. That's why she hit him. See, she never met a guy before...
Padme: So she's bitter?
Anakin: No. I mean, she thinks they have fangs...
Padme: I'm getting a little confused...
Anakin: Don't worry, so am I.
Movie: *Rapunzel shoves Flynn Rider into the wardrobe and shuts the door, poking his fingers in*
Anakin: Gives a new meaning to having a 'skeleton in your closet'.
Padme: Ani!!!
Anakin: *laughs*
Padme: You are so bad, Ani!!
Movie: I've got a person in my closet!! Ha ha!
Padme: Now I am seriously frightened. I wanna turn it off-
Anakin: Let's give it another minute.
Padme: Ok...
Movie: Who are you, and how did you find me? Who are you, and how did you find me?!
Padme: Oh no, she's gonna use the frying pan again!!

*a few minutes later*
Movie:I didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder. *smoulder*
Padme: Oooh, what's your smoulder, Ani??
Anakin: What??
Padme: Don't you have a smoulder?
Anakin: No!!
Padme: C'mon Ani, please!
Movie: You broke my smoulder!
Anakin: See, they aren't as great as they seem.
Padme: Too bad. I kinda like smoulders.
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LOL! HAAHAA! This is a great story PJS! Keep writing!!!

I love it! "I took opera in 7th grade" lol!

This is an intermission from movie night. It was taking so long to watch what with all the pauses and comments that the couple got tired and decided to finish watching another night.

Padme is in bed reading a book as Anakin finishes getting ready for bed.
Padme: Oh, this is interesting!!
Anakin (popping head in): What?
Padme: This passage was talking about how the Republic was formed. It's very interesting.
Anakin: That's cool, hon.
*Anakin goes back to the bathroom*
Padme: You know Durne' Paglo, one of the founding leaders of the Republic? He later discovered that he was a Jedi and he learned to use a light-saber.
Anakin (popping head back in): That's neat.
Padme: He wasn't the only interesting person involved in the foundation of the Republic. There was another man, called Gloy Pacilano who was a very important man. He was a senator, one of the first. He passed the Border Dispute rules and was elected Supreme Chancellor by unanimous vote.
Anakin (going back to the bathroom): That's interesting. I never knew that.
Padme: And there's one of the first Jedi, Jiu Flen, who was one of the Jedi to make the Jedi code. Which is cool for the most part, but the fact that Jedi can't marry is kinda stinky.
Anakin (popping head back in): I agree.
Padme: And I...Anakin?
Anakin: Yes, Padme?
Padme: You sure do take a lot longer getting ready for bed then I do.
*Anakin rolls eyes*

A few minutes later:

Anakin is gargling. Padme starts giggling uncontrollably and runs into the bathroom.
Padme: You sound so *giggle* silly, Ani!!
Anakin spits out the mouthwash.
Anakin: No I don't!
Padme: Yes, you do! You sound like this:
Padme gargles loudly.
Anakin: I do not!
Padme: Try it and see!
Both gargle. Padme ends up laughing mid-gargle and spits the mouthwash all over the mirror.
Padme: Oops...

After everything is all cleaned up:
Padme: Well, you did sound silly, Ani. You gotta admit it.
Anakin: I did not! Not sillier than anyone else, anyway!
Padme: Did too!
Anakin: Did not!
Padme: Did too, Ani!
Anakin: I did not!
Padme: Did to- what were you fighting about again?
Anakin: I can't remember. *yawns* I sure am tired though.
Padme: Night, Ani.
Anakin: Night, Padme.
Padme: Ani?
Anakin: Yeah?
Padme: Did too!
Anakin: G'night, Padme...

Super funny! I really like it!!

I love this story!!! It's so funny!

More movie night

Anakin and Padme attempt to finish Tangled.
Anakin: Where were we again? I can't remember...
Padme: The smoulders, Ani! Smoulders! Remember?!?
Anakin: Oh yeah...
Movie: You comin' blondie?
Padme: Anakin...do you wish I was blond instead of brunette?
Anakin: What?
Padme: I mean, you know...maybe you wish I had blond hair instead of brown.
Anakin: Uh...no.
Padme: Really??
Anakin: Of course! I never pictured you blond. Actually, that's kind of a scary thought...
Padme: No blond jokes, Anakin!!
Anakin: But you aren't even blond!
Padme: But still...what if I was??
Anakin: What?!
Padme: I could have been blond, you know.
Anakin: You aren't planning on dying your hair, are you?
Padme: No. It'd be bad for the baby.
Anakin: But I mean, you aren't going to dye your hair even after the baby is born, right? Right...right Padme? Padme?!
Padme pretends to study a popcorn kernel.
Anakin: Oh boy...
Padme: I wasn't until I saw this movie anyway...
Movie: I can't believe I did this! I can't believe I did this. I can't believe I did this!!
Padme: I think we get the idea.
Anakin: Totally. She can't believe she just did this.
Movie: Best day ever!!
Padme: I remember my 'best day ever'.
Anakin: Does it have to do with me?
Padme: Of course, Anakin.
Anakin: Was it the day I gave you the snippet?
Padme: Nope.
Anakin: The day we got married?
Padme: Guess again.
Anakin: Uh...today??
Padme: How did you know?!
Movie: Are you hungry? Because I know a great place to-
Padme: Ani, I-
Anakin: Where to, Padme?
Padme: Dex's Diner?
Anakin: Uh-hmm, so I thought.
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Yay!!! Great job! I love the part at the end!

Movie Night (cont.)

After eating dinner, Padme and Anakin settle down again to Tangled.

Movie: Gothem, your finest table please!
Padme: EEK!! Look at all those scary men!!
Movie: Take a deep sniff through the nose! What are you getting? Because I'm getting part man smell and part really bad man smell!
Padme: Ew...icky! Hey, Ani, is man smell like your cologne? Because I like your cologne. But really bad man smell is like when you and Obi-Wan have been training all day and you have such stinky tunics, ew! Right?
Anakin covers his face and head with a pillow, embarrassed, and mumbles something unintelligible.
Movie: That's a lot of hair. She's growing it out.
Padme: Ani-
Anakin (from under pillow): Padme, it's impossible. You can only row your hair out to be, like, five feet before it just can't get any longer.
Padme: Man! Oh well, it could at least almost reach the ground...it was almost that long anyway when I was queen...
Movie: Haven't any of you ever had a dream??
Padme: I had a dream once. So did you, Ani. You dreamed I di-
Anakin: Sh, sh, it;s okay Padme-
Padme bursts into tears and clings to Anakin's tunic, sobbing helplessly.
Anakin: Oh boy...

After Padme calms down a bit...

Movie: But despite my extra toes, and my goiter, and my nose I really wanna make a love connection!
Padme: Aw, that's so sweeeeeet!
Anakin: Women! *laughs*
Padme: Isn't it sweeeet, Anakin? All he wanted was love. Kinda like me: all I want is your love, Ani-poo.
Anakin: Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new powers can.
Padme:...what?!
Anakin: The emperor-
Padme: What emperor?-
Anakin:: I can overthrow him. And together, we can rule the galaxy, watch whatever movies we want to!
Padme: Anakin, you're breaking my heart! You want to watch movies that I can't.
Anakin: Because of Obi-Wan. He doesn't like any movie that doesn't have pink bunnies or ninjas in it.
Padme: True...
Anakin: What were we talking about?
Padme: I can't remember.
Anakin: Me neither.
Anakin pops a piece of popcorn in his mouth and munches as they continue to watch the movie.
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